I babble a lot.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ᴏᴜᴛᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴋɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʟ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs, ʙᴀɴᴅs, ɢᴇᴇᴋ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪɴᴛɢᴇ sᴛᴜғғ.

Home Theme Iama random civilian. AMA.

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe, via queenofheartsonthesleeve)

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via notfondofnorthjersey)

sherlvckhomo:

LITERALLY IMAGINE SHERLOCK SAYING ‘OH FOR GOD’S SAKE’ RIGHT BEFORE HE KISSES JOHN FOR THE FIRST TIME 

(via mxcleod)

digimemory:

people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them

image

(via punk4president)

darachtheboat:

one of the best moments in television history 

(via punk4president)

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

(Source: boofficialhamlet, via trasknari)

daft punk’s self-portraits

(Source: accio-sh, via grorges)

me typing in 2009:Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010:Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011:Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012:lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014:hella
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